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nereidas_jewels ([personal profile] nereidas_jewels) wrote2020-04-04 06:27 pm
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Get in touch with Neri



"Hola! Sorry to disappoint, but you've reached Nereida Sandoval's voicemail, not the fabulous lady herself. But hey, you can leave a message! If you're calling about Surf Daughter Jewelry Designs, please press one, for my adult ed classes, press two, and for all other messages just wait for the beep. Gracias!"



Voice Messages / Text Messages / Silliness / :3?

[identity profile] inocencio.insanejournal.com 2010-04-10 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
¡Hola, Neri's fabulous voicemail! I am leaving this message for the lady herself because I don't want to have dinner with a little piece of technology no matter how wonderful it is. Please tell the beautiful one to call me at 310-555-1212. I have a new phone number in Los Angeles, isn't that wonderful? Twice as many ways to reach me. Chao.

[identity profile] inocencio.insanejournal.com 2010-04-10 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You called while I was in the shower, I heard the phone but did not want to run naked through the apartment with shampoo in my hair. The blinds were open and no one wants to see me with shampoo in my hair, I assure you. Call me again and I will tell you where and when for dinner. Chao.

[The first words she says once she has him on the phone]

[identity profile] neri_sandoval.insanejournal.com 2010-04-11 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Lalo, guapo, if you were naked I doubt anyone would notice the shampoo in your hair.

[identity profile] inocencio.insanejournal.com 2010-04-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"This is how you think, mischief maker. Not everyone is so dirty as you." And yet he's laughing.

[identity profile] neri_sandoval.insanejournal.com 2010-04-11 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
And she's giggling right along with him. "Dirty, am I? Maybe I should take a poll. 'If you saw this man naked, would you care whether or not he had soapy hair?'"

*waits for the beep*

[identity profile] inocencio.insanejournal.com 2010-07-19 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Call me back with a color, it's...not really important but do so anyway. Chao."

*ringy-dingy, ringy-dingy*

[identity profile] neri_sandoval.insanejournal.com 2010-07-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
She waits for him to actually pick up, then greets him with the word, "Teal."

*ringy-dingy, ringy-dingy*

[identity profile] inocencio.insanejournal.com 2010-07-20 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Thank you." He hangs up. She can decide if he's playing or not.

Hey, Mr. Postman...

[identity profile] inocencio.insanejournal.com 2010-07-20 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Several days later, an international mail package arrives covered in stamps and stickers. There is no return address but if she can find the postmark of origin on it, good for her. Inside is a teal Lukhnavi Chikan embroidered sari (http://i29.tinypic.com/of7o02.jpg). Someone was in India recently and while in the land of Karn, as he likes to joke, he visited many a street vendor. Teal is the color she named so it is teal that he sent.

There's a brief note tucked into the many folds of fabric:

Trouble,
I like the idea of you dressing up so that I can later unwrap you.
Eduardo